Very Funny Quotes For Facebook Status

Very Funny Quotes For Facebook Status

Make your friends smile by sharing funny messages for facebook status.


20 Funny Quotes :

1- Don`t you know it’s rude to talk while I’m interrupting?

2- I`m jealous of my parents, i`ll never have a kid as cool as theirs…

3- Can I take your picture?? I love to collect pictures of natural disasters..

4- The awkward moment when you know you shouldn`t laugh, but you do..

6- If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

7- My life, My choices, My mistakes, My lessons, Not your business.

8- That awkward moment when somebody is doing dishes and you slowly put another dish in the sink.

9- One day, I’m gonna make the onions cry..

10- Facebook is a crazy house People poke each other all day have an imaginary pet farm and talk to walls

11- If you are reading this, congrats you know how to read..

12- If you stop telling lies about me, I’ll stop telling the truth about you.

13- Some relationships are like tom and Jerry, they irritate each other, they tease each other, but they still can’t live without each other..

14- If couples who are in love are called LOVE BIRDS, then couples who always argue should be called ANGRY BIRDS

15- Sorry, I can’t hangout. My uncle’s cousin’s sister in law’s best friend’s insurance agent’s roommate’s pet goldfish died. Maybe next time..

16- If life gives you questions, Google gives you answers.

17- Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.

18- Facebook is the only place where it’s acceptable to talk to a wall.

19- Doing the moonwalk is the only way to look cool while wiping dog crap off your shoes.

20- Don`t you know it’s rude to talk while I’m interrupting?

Very Funny Quotes For Facebook Status